This can be a glass half filled with story – half filled with semen, that’s. A number of years in the past, my mates Charlie* and Might* had been attempting to conceive for the primary time and had been having issues, in order that they determined to get a fertility take a look at accomplished. They’re very rich and might afford to run Charlie’s semen evaluation from the consolation of house with a pleasant, frozen mail-in package (who knew?!). The one downside? Might was out of city for work for a month and Charlie could not or would not masturbate. I did not actually care which one, I used to be simply excited to assist as I threw my hat – er, hand – within the ring:
“I might completely jerk him off for you if you need!” I advised Might over the cellphone when she laid out her long-distance dilemma. “I’ve at all times wished to discover my medical kink IRL!”
Might and I are like soul sisters, and he or she respects that I am an expert intercourse employee, so she wasn’t too shocked once I casually provided to stroke her husband’s cock. Plus, there is no conventional attraction between me and Charlie (he is actually the alternative of my kind, and I am his), so no risk of crossing the road of their relationship. We agreed on some floor guidelines for gathering samples: no kissing or unusual sexual exercise, my garments keep on, and soiled discuss might be let unfastened.
“Simply say no matter it takes to get him there,” Might suggested. “He likes to be advised what to do.” We laughed, having fun with the unconventional dynamic we had been in.
When the large day arrived, I felt like an outdated listener the primary time I referred to as. I had seen plenty of porn the place a physician “helped a affected person get pregnant” (by fucking her), or a nurse “checked her vitals” (by fucking her), however I had by no means performed with my sexy fantasies concerning the well being care actually. I could have been just a little too excited once I opened their fridge and let the vial of sperm preservation answer thaw at room temperature with trembling arms.
Earlier than I received to Charlie and Might’s, I would accomplished my homework and watched the step-by-step tutorial video of the collectible pack 4 or 5 instances to verify I used to be doing this proper for them. They did not pay me, however the feeling of this sex-work-adjacent favor was sufficient to awaken me decided, decided to finish my mission.
“Okay, sir, please make your self snug. I am coming!” I yelled from the kitchen earlier than becoming a member of Charlie within the bed room, guffawing just a little inside at my dedication to the roleplay. I instructed him to scrub all the space with cleaning soap and water and added, “Don’t dry something! Depart it moist.”
We weren’t allowed to make use of lubricant in order to not contaminate the pattern, however water was allowed. I liked all the particular steps in place: registering the package, warming up the bottle, washing the rooster, making ready the pot – every ticked a field in my loins. None of this felt romantic and even intimate to me — it was extra just like the duties gave me a protected container to be freaky, and a pleasant clear line within the sand that outlined our boundaries. He was the affected person and I used to be the nurse, hoping to earn a five-star score on Attractive Yelp.
Charlie got here again to the bed room all clear and prepared for me. You’d suppose it could be unsettling to see my bestie’s husband bare for the primary time, however because of my work as a authorized courtesan in a Nevada brothel the place, imagine me, I’ve seen all of it, I now not expertise a ‘cock shock’. I remembered Might’s recommendation and advised Charlie precisely what to do subsequent:
“Keep right here,” I ordered, putting him in entrance of their full-length mirror and kneeling. He might look within the mirror and see my bottom, or look down and see me at work; I assumed choices can be enjoyable, and I used to be actually right here to please. I grabbed a pair of gloves from my stash on the bedside desk, the latex giving a satisfying click on into place as I plunged my arms dramatically into them. It was reassuring to me that no actual skin-to-skin contact would happen – we had been completely protected and absolutely revered his spouse.
“Now I need you to consider Might,” I prompt earlier than touching him. “Shut your eyes for a second and picture her right here with you.” He did not say something again, apparently fairly nervous, however did as I stated, closed his eyes and targeting my voice. “She’s in your mattress, ready so that you can take her away.” I watched his half-hard erection stiffen simply inches from my face.
I wish to take a second right here to say how proud I’m of myself that I managed to enhance all through the entire expertise that adopted. I felt how a lot my pussy wished to be touched – she virtually begged me to place my hand in my pants and play. However to start with, that may soil my gloves and be a failed mission. Second was this entire operation not about me (a thought that made my diva pussy need much more consideration). Nonetheless, I used to be decided, and a non-amateur, so I held my very own and made first contact.
“Very effectively, sir. Now you possibly can open your eyes at any time and I’ll begin gently. I sprinkled some water on my gloves and grabbed his shaft. I’ve Charlie’s onerous cock in my hand! WTF?! A brief actuality test flew by way of my head. He selected to maintain his eyes closed, so I made a decision to proceed with the photographs I used to be portray whereas pulling him forwards and backwards. “She now pulls down her panties and spreads her legs aside so you possibly can see her throughout.”
Charlie moaned – his first vocalization but. Nicely, he is enjoyable, I assumed. “Okay sir, that is it. Now I am taking a look at her chart right here and I see she’s ovulating! This might be the optimum time to inseminate her, so I need you to crawl over to her on the mattress…”
My narration inadvertently turned me on, however I needed to get his cum within the cup and I wasn’t about to let my private urge for food distract me. I picked up my different hand as I elevated the pace of my stroke, squeezing his balls and pulling them down, ahead, then up towards his shaft.
“Ah!” Charlie let go.
“Are you okay? Does all the pieces really feel alright?”
“Sure, sure, it is excellent. I am closed.”
“Very effectively, sir, you’re doing an important job. Simply keep there and let me know once you’re coming, okay? God rattling that is scorching!
“Okay,” he gasped.
After milking him for some time, I knew it was time to take him throughout the end line, so I grabbed the sterile cup and twisted the lid off. Holding it in my proper hand, simply inches from its tip, I pumped it just a little tougher and sooner with my left hand and continued the story.
‘She’s fertile. She wants to be bred, so that you unfold her lips open and really feel how moist she is in entrance of you. Go forward… stick it in,” I instructed.
I felt we had been seconds away from an explosion, his cock onerous as a rock – overly swollen and able to burst.
“I will be proper!” He warned.
“Good! Are available in to her. Put all of it deep in her,” I yelled, encouraging his buildup to interrupt down and let go.
And identical to that, lower than a foot from my face, I watched as essentially the most superb eruption came about. I held the jar tight and let my mouth drop in amazement as trickle after trickle of gorgeous, milky cum poured out of him. I felt like I used to be in Yogurtland, knocking down the deal with and serving myself as a lot cream as I wished. There was one thing so pure about not being concerned your self. For as soon as I might recognize a climax in a managed trial, my eyes taking in solely what he poured out. And it was…superior!
As soon as his circulation slowed to a drop, I kicked into excessive gear – the following steps had been essentially the most important for pattern assortment. Rigorously I ran again to the kitchen with the jar the place the bottle was ready at room temperature. As I circulated the preservation answer along with his ejaculate, I felt like a benevolent witch brewing a potion. Swirl it up, combine it in, seize the facility, take the win! One thing about bringing this man to orgasm, with out undressing or being touched, made me really feel unstoppable.
I sealed the package deal, positioned the pay as you go delivery label on the field, and stated goodbye to Charlie, now absolutely clothed and exhausted, in a surprisingly clumsy method. On my approach to drop off the pattern at UPS, I checked my panties – sure, ridiculously soaked, sort of just like the *actual* wettest I’ve ever had ever been. Holy shit! I’ve to do that once more with a companion of my very own! I realised.
Not solely did I get the seed certificates accomplished for my mates, however I discovered that placing on latex gloves and telling a person to present me all the pieces he is received rather a lot does one thing for me – I formally have a medical kink! And some years later, Charlie and Might formally have a wholesome child. The very best half? I used to be exempt from shopping for something from the newborn bathe registry – they had been simply grateful for my handmade reward.
*Title has modified.
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