Kendall Jenner and Dangerous Bunny are a pair, Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet could be relationship, and proper now if the web advised me that Kim Kardashian and Paul Mescal had been an merchandise, I would just shrug. However earlier than our collective existential disaster actually hits, let’s check out what we really find out about Kylie and Timmy… as a result of here is a disturbing realization: they might have been collectively way back to January 2023 with none of us noticing.
January 7, 2023
Let’s begin with the pleasant reminder that Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott ended their on-again, off-again relationship in early January. (Which implies she was utterly single heading into 2023.)
That is what a supply says on the time Us weekly that “Kylie and Travis are again out, they had been speculated to spend the vacations collectively, however she went to Aspen to be there together with her household and mates. This has occurred so many instances, they have been identified to be out once more, however keep all the time mates and nice co-parents.”
Kay cool, again to later that month when….
January 25, 2023
Kylie and Timmy each attending the Jean Paul Gaultier present in Paris. There’s even footage of them assembly, nevertheless it appears to have been (mysteriously) deleted from Twitter, regardless of them being up when the relationship rumors began, so this could suffice as proof:
March 27, 2023
Whereas we’re all busy specializing in Dangerous Bunny and Kendall Jenner popping out nowhere with their relationship, Web page six drop THIS bit of information whereas reporting on their date:
“Jenner and Dangerous Bunny loved dinner alongside different A-Listers, together with her sister, Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet, Zack Bia and Russell Westbrook.”
Is there anybody else studying this who barely bats an eye fixed? The identical. We did not know.
April 2, 2023
Travis Scott drops an unusually thirsty remark within the picture beneath of Kylie, which is much more in hindsight!!! given these new Timmy rumors.
A supply tells Us weekly, “Kylie thought it was actually candy” – particularly since he “confirmed his help for her in such a public manner”.
April 6, 2023
A tipster registers TwoMe spilling the beans on Kimothée (I am attempting it out, unsure but, I will get again to it): “Anon pls!! A number of sources have advised me Timmy C has a brand new woman… Kylie Jenner.”
One other particular person then agrees, “I heard they will each be at Coachella” and but one other particular person provides, “I can affirm that 100%.”
The environment on Twitter is straight away simply absolute panic. Merely put: nobody is aware of the place they’re, who they’re or what they’re.
In the meantime, DeuxMoi itself confirms that the experiences are legit:
On high of all this, Us weekly decides to fire up some additional chaos and publish an article about how Kylie and Travis Scott are going to completely get again collectively… a minimum of in keeping with her mates.
“Kylie’s mates actually do not consider she and Travis are completed for good,” the insider says. “They’ve all the time had an on-again, off-again relationship, so that is nothing new to them. They actually really feel that the love remains to be there they usually’ll discover their manner again to one another.”
“They’re all the time in fixed communication and Travis will doubtless be spending Easter with Kylie and the youngsters,” the supply provides. “They’ve an important co-parenting relationship, however her mates really feel their bond goes a lot deeper than that. They’ve positively not given up hope of reconciliation and really feel it’s only a matter of time.
And that brings us to time. It has been a wild 24 hours.